VICTORY AT OAK STREET

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

March 18, 2025 | How 500 Patriots Saved Their Parking Spaces

DEMOCRACY IN ACTION

When a community rises up against the tyranny of unnecessary bike lanes.

🎉 CELEBRATION ALERT: After months of fighting, the Oak Street Protected Bike Lane Project is OFFICIALLY DEAD!

THE BATTLE THAT SHOOK THE CITY

They came for our parking spaces. They came for our turning lanes. They came for our freedom to drive without dodging entitled cyclists. But on March 18, 2025, the hardworking residents of Oak Street said "ENOUGH!" and achieved what many thought impossible: Complete cancellation of a $3.2 million bike lane boondoggle.

PROJECT KILLED

100%

Complete Cancellation

MONEY SAVED

$3.2M

Taxpayer Dollars Preserved

THE DAVID VS. GOLIATH TIMELINE

January 2025

The Threat Emerges

City Council quietly announces plan to remove 147 parking spaces and two traffic lanes for a "protected bike lane" that would serve approximately 12 cyclists per day.

February 2025

AARBAA Mobilizes

Local AARBAA chapter discovers the plan, launches "Save Oak Street" campaign. 2,500 signatures collected in first 48 hours.

March 1-17

The Resistance Grows

Daily protests, petition drives, and town halls. Local businesses join the fight after learning bike lanes would eliminate customer parking.

March 18

VICTORY DAY

City Council votes 7-2 to cancel the project after 500+ residents pack the council chambers. Cyclist lobby representatives leave in tears.

"This isn't just about parking spaces. It's about standing up to the radical cycling agenda that puts the wants of a few spandex enthusiasts above the needs of working families."

- Janet Morrison, Oak Street Business Owner

BY THE NUMBERS: THE PEOPLE'S VICTORY

500+

Citizens at Final Meeting

8,742

Petition Signatures

147

Parking Spaces Saved

43

Local Businesses Protected

THE MYTHS WE DESTROYED

REALITY: Our survey showed 89% of Oak Street residents opposed the bike lane. The "everyone" turned out to be 7 vocal cyclists and a city planner who doesn't even live here.

REALITY: 43 local businesses signed our petition after calculating they'd lose 70% of customer parking. Turns out, people buying refrigerators don't transport them on bicycles.

REALITY: That's $266,667 per regular cyclist who would use the lane (based on the city's own inflated estimate of 12 daily users). We could buy each of them a Tesla for less.

CYCLISTS' MELTDOWN: A SIGHT TO BEHOLD

Actual Quotes from the Losing Side

"This is literally violence against cyclists!" - Local cycling advocate, while safely standing in city hall

"Cars are destroying the planet!" - Said before driving away in an SUV with a bike rack

"We'll remember this at election time!" - All 12 of them, apparently

"This city hates progress!" - Progress = removing parking for working families

LESSONS FOR OTHER COMMUNITIES

How We Won: The Blueprint

  1. Act Fast: Don't wait for public comment periods
  2. Unite Businesses: Show economic impact immediately
  3. Document Everything: Every meeting, every promise, every lie
  4. Pack the Meetings: Numbers matter more than speeches
  5. Stay Positive: Frame it as "pro-community" not "anti-bike"
  6. Use Their Data: City's own studies showed low cyclist usage
Community Victory

Oak Street residents celebrating at Victory Rally, March 18, 2025

WHAT'S NEXT FOR OAK STREET

The Victory Dividend

With the $3.2 million saved, the city has agreed to:

Road Repairs

Fix 15 miles of actual roads that actual taxpayers use

More Parking

Add 50 new parking spaces in the business district

Smart Signals

Install adaptive traffic signals to reduce congestion

Disclaimer: This victory was achieved through completely legal democratic processes. No cyclists were harmed, though several egos were severely bruised.


Celebrate With Us!

Victory Parade & BBQ

Saturday, March 30, 2025

Oak Street (in the parking spaces we saved!)

Free parking validation for all attendees!