An official website of the Americans Against Road Bikers Association of America.Here’s how you know
Official AARBAA websites use the letterhead of the Bureau of Road Fairness.

Correspondence presented without letterhead has not been issued by the Bureau and should be reported to your regional field office on Form AAR-119 (Report of Irregular Correspondence). The Bureau does not acknowledge unlettered paper.

A locked padlock means information you file travels to the Bureau intact.

Filings received intact are retained under Records Retention Schedule 7, whether or not they are read. Estimated retention period: indefinite.

BUREAU OF ROAD FAIRNESS — OFFICE OF PUBLIC AWARENESS
OFFICE OF PUBLIC AWARENESS — RELEASE AUTHORIZED

THE BUREAU OF ROAD FAIRNESS — PUBLIC PORTAL

Because America Has Had Enough

Americans Against Road BikersAssociation of America

Join Our CauseReview the Issues

SEC. 1 — STATEMENT OF GRIEVANCES

THE ISSUES

YOU'VE SEEN THEM.
WE'VE ALL SEEN THEM.

Those packs of neon-clad warriors, squeezing into tight formations on our precious roadways, pedaling with the self-importance of someone who thinks they're saving the planet one insufferable mile at a time.

Let's be honest about road bikers, shall we? These weekend warriors aren't environmental heroes – they're just hobbyists with expensive toys clogging up our roads. The irony of watching someone load a $5,000 carbon fiber bike onto a gas-guzzling SUV before driving 40 minutes to their cycling route isn't lost on the rest of us sitting in traffic behind them.

"Share the road," they preach, while taking up entire lanes during rush hour. Nothing says "I respect others" quite like forcing a line of 20 cars to crawl at 12 mph around blind corners because heaven forbid they use the bike path built specifically for this purpose.

And let's talk safety – not just theirs, but ours too. When a cyclist decides that stop signs are merely suggestions, guess who's legally responsible when things go sideways? That's right – the driver with actual insurance and a license plate.

Cyclists often claim the moral high ground, but their actions on the road tell a different story. It's time to hold them accountable and demand real solutions that work for everyone.

TITLE 1 — ENUMERATED CONCERNS OF THE MOTORING PUBLIC

  1. § 1.01 — Road sharing "challenges"

    Some drivers find it frustrating when cyclists occupy vehicle lanes, especially on narrow roads where passing safely is difficult.

  2. § 1.02 — Traffic flow disruption

    Cyclists typically move slower than vehicular traffic, which can create congestion in areas without proper bike infrastructure.

  3. § 1.03 — Perceived rule-breaking

    There's a perception that some cyclists ignore traffic laws, like running stop signs or red lights, creating safety hazards.

  4. § 1.04 — Infrastructure costs

    Building dedicated cycling infrastructure requires public funding that some taxpayers may prefer allocated elsewhere.

  5. § 1.05 — Rural road limitations

    Many rural roads lack shoulders or bike lanes, creating potentially dangerous situations when cyclists and vehicles share these roads.

  6. § 1.06 — Licensing and regulation differences

    Unlike motorists, cyclists typically don't require licenses or registration, which some view as regulatory inconsistency.

  7. § 1.07 — Cultural tensions

    In some communities, tensions exist between drivers and cyclists about road use rights.

  8. § 1.08 — Seasonal challenges

    In areas with harsh winters or extreme weather, cycling infrastructure may go unused for significant portions of the year.

  9. § 1.09 — Parking conflicts

    Bike racks and storage can sometimes take up space in urban areas where parking is already limited.

  10. § 1.10 — Emergency vehicle considerations

    On narrow roads, groups of cyclists might make it challenging for emergency vehicles to pass quickly.

We're not just complaining—we're taking action! Founded in 2023 by drivers who've hadENOUGH, Americans Against Road Bikers stands up for the forgotten majority: the people who actually pay road taxes.

While the spandex brigade clogs our streets without contributing a dime to infrastructure, we're fighting for transportation policies that reflect REALITY, not cyclist fantasy land. We advocate for dedicated bike paths separate from main roads - because safety matters for everyone.

Yes, we believe in "sharing the road"—in a way that makes sense. That means cyclists should have their own infrastructure instead of pretending they're training for the Tour de France on your morning commute. Our common-sense approach demands accountability fromBOTH sides.

When planning communities, we need to recognize the reality: cars, bikes, and pedestrians deserve separate spaces to maximize safety and efficiency for everyone.

AARBAA members advocating for road safety at community meeting
FIG. 1 — MEMBERS ADVOCATING FOR ROAD SAFETY AT A COMMUNITY MEETING. SOURCE: OFFICE OF PUBLIC AWARENESS.
JOIN THE MOVEMENT

SEC. 2 — ACTIVE MATTERS BEFORE THE BUREAU

KEY BATTLEGROUNDS

The four horsemen of the cycling apocalypse we're fighting every day

MATTER 01 OF 04

ROAD HOGGING 101

Fighting to banish lycra-clad road blockers to their own designated lanes where they can pretend they're Lance Armstrong without endangering the rest of us.

MATTER 02 OF 04

SAFETY REALITY CHECK

Demanding cyclists actually become visible with more than just their neon outfits and fragile egos—let's make reflectors, helmets, and accountability mandatory.

MATTER 03 OF 04

RULES ARE FOR EVERYONE

Funding programs to remind the bike brigade that red lights and stop signs apply to THEM TOO—shocking, we know.

MATTER 04 OF 04

FAIRNESS FOR THE 99%

Balancing the scales of justice so one cyclist's 'right to the road' doesn't trump fifty drivers' right to get to work on time without having a collective aneurysm.

SEC. 3 — REPORTING PERIOD ENDING 06/30/2026

THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE

QUARTERLY FIGURES
15,000+Members Nationwide
47Active Local Chapters
73%Support Separate Bike Paths
124Local Victories

SEC. 4 — RECORDS DIVISION · MEMORANDA LOG

LATEST UPDATES

Stay informed about our crusade against road bikers

MEMO 2025-0415-A · APRIL 15, 2025

THE GREAT SPITTING EPIDEMIC

BREAKING: New AARBAA study reveals American roads have become the world's largest outdoor spittoon, courtesy of lycra-clad "athletes."

MEMO 2025-0322-A · MARCH 22, 2025

THE GREAT SPANDEX CENSUS

CLASSIFIED: 72 hours of surveillance documenting 1,247 red lights run, 892 stop signs ignored, and data so shocking that cyclist advocacy groups have attempted to suppress its publication.

View All Updates

SEC. 5 — COMMENTS ENTERED INTO THE RECORD

VOICES FROM THE TRENCHES

Real Americans who have joined our movement

PUBLIC COMMENT RECORD · 12 ENTRIES ON FILE

CASE NO. AAR-C-0001

“I was 20 minutes late to a job interview because a pack of cyclists refused to use the nearby bike path. AARBAA gave me the resources to advocate for change in my community.”

Michael D. — Dallas, TX

CASE NO. AAR-C-0002

“After joining AARBAA, I helped petition our city council to build separated bike lanes. Now cyclists have their space, drivers have theirs, and everyone is safer. Common sense wins!”

Sarah J. — Portland, OR

CASE NO. AAR-C-0003

“I'm actually a cyclist myself, but I got tired of the entitled attitudes. AARBAA isn't anti-cycling, they're pro-common sense. Separate paths make cycling safer for everyone.”

Thomas R. — Boulder, CO

CASE NO. AAR-C-0004

“My morning commute used to be a nightmare thanks to cyclists who think traffic laws are optional. Since joining AARBAA, I've helped get dedicated bike lanes installed, making everyone's commute safer.”

Jennifer L. — Chicago, IL

CASE NO. AAR-C-0005

“As a truck driver, I've had countless near-misses with cyclists who dart between lanes. AARBAA's advocacy for separate infrastructure has made my job less stressful and the roads safer for everyone.”

Robert M. — Phoenix, AZ

CASE NO. AAR-C-0006

“I used to think I was alone in my frustration with road cyclists until I found AARBAA. Now our local chapter has successfully lobbied for dedicated cycling paths away from main roads.”

Amanda K. — Seattle, WA

CASE NO. AAR-C-0007

“As a parent, I was terrified driving my kids to school with cyclists weaving through traffic. Thanks to AARBAA's advocacy, our town now has protected bike lanes separate from car traffic.”

David W. — Austin, TX

CASE NO. AAR-C-0008

“I nearly lost my job after being late repeatedly due to cyclist-caused traffic jams. AARBAA helped me organize my community to petition for better infrastructure planning that respects everyone's needs.”

Patricia H. — Miami, FL

CASE NO. AAR-C-0009

“As an emergency responder, I've seen too many accidents involving cyclists on busy roads. AARBAA's push for separate infrastructure is saving lives and making my job easier.”

James B. — Denver, CO

CASE NO. AAR-C-0010

“My rural community was overrun with weekend cyclists who treated our narrow roads like their personal race track. AARBAA helped us work with county officials to create designated cycling routes.”

Elizabeth T. — Asheville, NC

CASE NO. AAR-C-0011

“I was tired of being vilified for driving a car when cyclists constantly broke traffic laws with no consequences. AARBAA gave me a voice and helped create accountability for all road users.”

William P. — San Diego, CA

CASE NO. AAR-C-0012

“Our neighborhood streets became dangerous when cycling clubs started using them for training rides. AARBAA helped us work with city planners to create safe routes for everyone.”

Margaret S. — Nashville, TN

FORM AAR-100 — APPLICATION FOR ENROLLMENT

JOIN THE RESISTANCE

Become a member today and help us reclaim America's roads one bike path at a time!

FORM AAR-100-A — PRELIMINARY INTAKE

PRELIMINARY INTAKE

REV. 07/2026 · APPROVED FOR PUBLIC USE · FILE IN DUPLICATE

Paperwork Reduction Act Notice — Estimated burden: 4 minutes per response, including time for reviewing instructions and composing grievances.

CROSS-REF: FORM AAR-100 — FULL APPLICATION, FEE SCHEDULE, AND MEMBER PRIVILEGES

SEC. 7 — REQUESTS FOR ASSISTANCE

GET IN TOUCH

Have questions or want to report a cyclist incident? We're here to help!

Contact Us